This music video is about Carrie Underwood’s inner thighs and Miranda Lambert’s eyeliner, but if you listen to the lyrics, this is the song’s story:
A woman (Miranda Lambert) is about to get married and she can’t go through with it, so she takes up with another woman (Carrie Underwood). Then, they stay up all night drinking, and can’t remember what happened after that but they are sure it was “somethin bad.”
I mean. It’s not even homoerotic subtext, right? It’s just text. Delicious, sexy text.